worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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