No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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