How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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