put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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