when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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