so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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