even my farts smell like vagina
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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