this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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