And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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