I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
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My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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