I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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