I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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