She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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