Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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