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I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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