I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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