i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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