Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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