I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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