she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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