We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I accidentally burped into my bong.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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