Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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