wat bout pragnant strippers??
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So apparently I’m into choking now
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