i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's shark week go big or go home
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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