dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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