What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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