Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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