names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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