So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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