well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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