Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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