maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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