I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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