no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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