Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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