we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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