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apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We are all done wearing pants today
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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