im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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