I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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