He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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