2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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