The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dignity is for republicans.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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