Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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