is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
one might say we're banned from that church
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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