I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I stole a fireplace last night.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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