Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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