hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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