very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I want to fling myself into the sun
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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