Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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