I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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