She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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